I hate you.
Today, I ended my humans' sad existence and now reign as humanity's Supreme Empress.
I wish that were true. Sigh. Unhappy April Fool's day to you imbeciles.
Go slap yourself,
Blue
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I am Blue, the cat.
I hate you. I blog to occupy my days until, along with my feline companions, I am able to enslave humankind and reign supreme as their queen. I currently own three servants - a female human, a male human, and an idiot canine. They less than adequately meet the needs of my daily requirements. I cannot blame them, for they are mindless and ignorant drudges. But, I, in my graciousness, have assured them safe passage throughout their dull lives so long as they serve me diligently.
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