Hey! It's me! It's Seumas!

Hey! 

It's me! 

It's me! 

I'm Seumas! 

Hey! 

Hi! 

How are you? 

I'm fine! 

Hey!

Hey!

I just wanted to say Hey!

This is Kitty's blog, but I don't think she'll mind!

I love Kitty! 

I love her so much!

D'you hear that?

Anyways!

You should come over and play!

Mom won't mind!

She loves people!

I love people!

I love you!

D'you hear that?

Anyways!

I took a picture of myself!

Here!

See? 

It's me! It's Seumas!

Because it's a picture!

HEY! It's Kitty!

Hey, Kitty!

I love Kitty!

I love you, Kitty!

Why do you look mad?

Wanna play? 

NO OF COURSE I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY, YOU INSOLENT MONGREL! OUT, OUT I SAY!!! 

Wonderful. Now I'll have to bleach the entire room. Sigh. Such a disgrace to his kind...such a sad life-form. I pity him, really. I apologize for the interruption of my esteemed blog. It shain't happen again. Carry on with your monotonous lives, humans. 

Oh, and I hate you. 

Blue