Thursday, April 16, 2009

Thursday

Hello, humans.

I hate you. 

Yesterday was my birthday. In human years, I am 5. 

In cat years, I am perfect. 

The humans attempted to present some sort of offering in celebration of this most joyous day, my day of birth. It was crude and unwanted, but since I am their supreme monarch and they are my minions, I blessed them and their simple gift with a twitch of my whiskers. 

Happy Birthday to me. And Happy Birthday to me to you, for I have allowed you to live. 

Today, I pity you for you are not me.
Blue

1 comment:

Sara V said...

you suck.. even more on your birthday, satan