I hate you.
Today, my blog is freaking awesome.
Today, and everyday, I am freaking awesome.
Pining for your adoration...not,
Blue
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I am Blue, the cat.
I hate you. I blog to occupy my days until, along with my feline companions, I am able to enslave humankind and reign supreme as their queen. I currently own three servants - a female human, a male human, and an idiot canine. They less than adequately meet the needs of my daily requirements. I cannot blame them, for they are mindless and ignorant drudges. But, I, in my graciousness, have assured them safe passage throughout their dull lives so long as they serve me diligently.
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you are stupid
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