How are you?! It's Monday!
D'you hear that?
Anyways! So, it's Monday! I love Mondays!
The kitty Blue, I love her so much, she left her computer on and I just wanted to say Hey! And I found some pictures from Christmas. I love Christmas! I love it so much! And every day is like Christmas!
Mom and Dad dressed us up like Santa's helpers! I loved it! I love when they do that! It makes me happy. The Blue kitty, she's my best friend, she likes it too...I think.
Happy Christmas!
I love you! I'll see you la---hey! It's Blue! Hey kitty! I love you! Can I kiss you?!
GET OFF MY COMPUTER, YOU DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A LIVING CREATURE!! OUT!
Agh. Wonderful. Now my keyboard smells of cheese and grass. Well, obviously the picture of myself dressed as an insufferable representation of the lackluster, vomit-inducing holiday filled with "spirit" and "joy" has been digitally altered and is a complete falsification. Stop looking at it, you filthy humans. You disgust me. Get back to work, minions.
I hate you.
You smell of old ham,
Blue
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