I hate you.
Today, I learned to predict the weather. When it's sunny, I'm angry. When it's rainy, I'm angry. When it's cloudy, I'm angry.
Today I took 23 baths. I need at least 290 more to get the smell of the humans I live with off me. They're decent enough....stupid, mundane, simple.
Today, I read about the pirates' attempt at hijacking the cruise liner. Unfortunately, the cruise ship outran the pirates. Bah. It would have been sweet vengeance to teach those tourists a lesson or two about gluttony and happiness. No one should be happy.
I loathe today. I must go preen my whiskers. I hope you have a horrible day.
Sincerely,
Blue
Here is a picture of me. I'm more beautiful today than I was yesterday. Yesterday I was gorgeous.
1 comment:
this had me laughing outloud! I had to share it with my husband! very entertaining!
I clicked over from glam life!
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